Friday, March 21, 2014

MacBook she Want?? MacBook she Going get - ( READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP)



  2.  Mar 27
    I AM FINISH.. NOPE.. I AM NOT ABT THIS LIFE
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  3.  Mar 27
    AFTA D BOSS HENG UP TO PUSSYCLAAT A LONE BREEZE ME FEEL... ME DEVN KNOW A WEN D BOSS GO TRU D STORE DOOR..
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  4.  Mar 27
    U SEE WEN D BOSS CALL E GYAL PHONE AND GET HAR????? D BOSS SAY 'HEY BC GYAL, SKYPE U WAH?? MACBOOK MACBOOK? JUSS WAIT TILL ME REACH HOME'
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  5.  Mar 27
    SO AFTA DAT ME JUSS TRY TALT TO HIM AND TELL HIM IT NO WORTH IT..
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  6.  Mar 27
    CREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  7.  Mar 27
    *PAUSE STORY SO I CAN DIE AGAIN*
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  8.  Mar 27
    BEING THE FUCKRY I AM... I ASKED ' U STILL WANT D MACBOOK SIR' .. D MAN SAY 'WHICH BBC MACBOOK.. FI SHE GO KIN OUT ME PUSSY INFRONT A MAN'
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  9.  Mar 27
    SOOOOO
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  10.  Mar 27
    SO YEAH.. WE CALM HIM DUNG AND MY BWOY A BAWL U FK.. WE STILL A BBC DEAD CAZ I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PANTY PUPPET LIKE THIS BEFORE
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  11.  Mar 27
    WAH DIVE I DIVE DEVN BC CHUCK NORRIS NO DIVE SO.. IT WAS A PERFECT 10 ACCORDING TO THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
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  12.  Mar 27
    BBC!!! BREDDA TEK OUT HIM GUN LONG BC TIME!!!!!!
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  13.  Mar 27
    SHE GOODLY DEH OVA D NEIGHBOUR A SKYPE OR A INSTALL SKYPE PON HIM 'LAP' SORRY..HIM LAPPY
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  14.  Mar 27
    so hear me..
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  15.  Mar 27
    SHE NAH ANSA!!! LOOOOOOOOL
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  16.  Mar 27
    so yeah.. d man start call d gyal phone and guess what????
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  17.  Mar 27
    and how him love har and him a plan fi marrid december.. LIKE A BIG STINKY PANTY PUPPETEER
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  18.  Mar 27
    DATS Y ME SAY FUCK LOVE.. DAT SHIT MEK U BC BLIND
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  19.  Mar 27
    bay bbc nose nawt and bugu .. di man and him bc aliigator tears
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  20.  Mar 27
    so him start reason it out and a next nigga come cross and .. yadda yadda.. yeye get red.. me affi run go fi tissue
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  21.  Mar 27
    outta dat 2000 ... 500 woulda be fimme :D
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  22.  Mar 27
    so mah say bredda.. if u cyaah look inna d ting and pencil it ouw mi can tell u which pawt sel macbook.. it a go cost u $2000US
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  23.  Mar 27
    and how him (d bf) cant come becaz d family no really like strangers!!!!! <- right yasso mi shit up *changes breef*
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  24.  Mar 27
    dat a wen him come
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  25.  Mar 27
    so d boss start cuss now and a say how a regula she gone ova d neighbour and how she tell him uncle wah carry har go look fi relative
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  26.  Mar 27
    bout
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  27.  Mar 27
    DUTTY GYAL MOOOOVE U BBC WID DAT..
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  28.  Mar 27
    BBC she a send pic in sexy lingerie a gi d uncle..
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  29.  Mar 27
    den d man a say how him see har wid digital cam a tek pic inna har room fi send gi d uncle.. looooooooooool
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  30.  Mar 27
    di man hand start shake..looooool
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  31.  Mar 27
    so me start reason wid him and a put 2 + 2 togeda
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  32.  Mar 27
    say him a securidy
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  33.  Mar 27
    so mi say.. wah kinda job u do??
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  34.  Mar 27
    BY THIS TIME ME REALIZE A NO FOOL HIM FOOL.. A BBC MAD MAN
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  35.  Mar 27
    di man a say no caz everyday she deh home and him get him food and she only go ova har neighbour go use FB or Skype har uncle wen she need $
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  36.  Mar 27
    so mah say... bredda. pencil this.. man deh farin (uncle) .. gyal deh yard (skype uncle) uncle sends money (muss a fk)
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  37.  Mar 27
    SO RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAS LIKE... THIS MAN IF A FUCKING BABOON..
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  38.  Mar 27
    so then him mouth change and a say how a borrow she a borrow d money and d uncle a go send it back and how him sure bcaz a regula him send e
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  39.  Mar 27
    so mah say.. so if she wah skype her uncle Y HIM NO BUY HER D LAPTOP???
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  40.  Mar 27
    so after mi tell d bredda say Skype can install pon any laptop d man start talk bout how d gyal lie n this and dat
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  41.  Mar 27
    so mah say bossy.. u can install skype on any computer.. d man shock u fk!!!! d man a say u sure... mah say bredda look pon mi bbc face :|
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  42.  Mar 27
    she wah macbook fi skype har uncle.. a which cane piece deh bredda yah bawn ina?
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  43.  Mar 27
    all mi bbc ipod can skype..
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  44.  Mar 27
    mi BOL u fk!!
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  45.  Mar 27
    so me say to him.. bredda.. y u want a macbook wen she nah go school and she nah use it work.. him say she want it fi skype her uncle :|
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  46.  Mar 27
    anyways.. me ask him if him have macbook money.. say him have 60gs.. fair enuff -__- .. fi a 1995 version
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  47.  Mar 27
    but is wah d bc a gwaan??
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  48.  Mar 27
    di bredda a go ask if we have no macbook...
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  49.  Mar 27
    anyhow.. mi show d nigga wah we have..
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  50.  Mar 27
    me ask him if a her bday.. him say now.. she a go college?? evening class?? no.. so weh d bloodlclaaat she wah laptop fah?
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  51.  Mar 27
    So d bredda come inna d store and say him a look a Laptop for his GIRLFRIEND
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  52.  Mar 27
    look how mi mek deh bredda yah a gwome go beat him gyal.. d man come in yah decent and now him pissed AF.. mek mi tell unu wat transpired
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  53.  Mar 27
    i call this uncle and d macbook.... niggaz stupid AF!!
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  54.  Mar 27
    ok i have 1 last one and this actually happened at work
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