Friday, March 21, 2014

Big Bro and The Kung Fu Granny - ( READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP)

  1.  Mar 27
    btw!!!!!!!! Kenisha moved a week later.. dat bitch
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  2.  Mar 27
    poor me and my virginity after that night.. traumatised AF!!!
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  3.  Mar 27
    and yeah,... thats how that ma'fka spent da night in a fkn fowl coop and idc.. a me bredda but him fuck up!!!
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  4.  Mar 27
    so him come een and bade.. please note.. all now this nigga no open him mouth.. but i know what he was thinking 'BRRRR BRRRR'
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  5.  Mar 27
    so yeah.. me let him een and ting.. neva too talk to him caz him fuck up.. but mi did sorry fi him..looooooooool
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  6.  Mar 27
    so yea.. mi look out .. it was my bro.. full a bloodclaat fowl feather and tink a shit.. me coulda smell d chicken shit from miles away
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  7.  Mar 27
    so inna d morning..looooooooooooooool.. abt 5 o clock i heard somebody knocking at the window.. i jumped the fuck up.. swear a broomy
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  8.  Mar 27
    soooo.. i never really slept that night caz that was my bro and all and i was fretting as fuck.. honestly..
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  9.  Mar 27
    so mi lef and go home zeen? dad ask me weh mi bredda deh.. i told that nigga him deh a mi aunty yard a sleep caz she lived nearby
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  10.  Mar 27
    so me set so bam and tek time back outtaq d bush.. shit escalated so quickly mi dick was dead now and i had no problem keeping my virginity
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  11.  Mar 27
    dem time deh mi a fret out rass caz i dont know what i'ma tell dad wen him ask me fi mi bredda.. granny sat on kenisha's step zeen? nah move
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  12.  Mar 27
    so yeah.. d man a brrrr out bloodclaat and granny go a d coop a look n a so she look a so d dawg brrrr
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  13.  Mar 27
    mi hear mie bredda mek out 'brrrr brrrrrr' e dawg sound like any young pigeon.. caz mi know a cluck chicken cluck
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  14.  Mar 27
    so granny rush out like some fucking top class ninja broomwheeling assassin a look fi mi bredda.. so she approaching the chicken coop
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  15.  Mar 27
    so mi bredda no do a betta ting dan head fi granny chicken coop.. buss e door and in deh a perch ..LOOOOOOOOOOOL.. fucka!!!!!
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  16.  Mar 27
    so yeah.. bredda run out and all of a sudden.. magically i must say.. a dog came from outta nowhere barking @ my bro :|
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  17.  Mar 27
    so mi bredda mussi push off granny and granny still in deh a rass kenisha wid lick *pause* all now mi no get mi turn :'( .. still a virgin
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  18.  Mar 27
    and afta she jump inna d room like a kangaroo mi juss strt hear "whap, whap whap" granny a work e broom u fuk.. everything a get lick
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  19.  Mar 27
    so granny kick e bc backdoor.. *pause* granny muss have a degree in door kicking caz dat bitch kicked that shit open
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  20.  Mar 27
    so mi stoop down inna d bush and see bloodclaat granny wid a broomstick inna har hand.. nah lie mi hood did still stiff.. granny cudda get e
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  21.  Mar 27
    so mi hear footsteps zeen? and wen mi look. granny a come roun a d house side .. yes yes to bc i bolted!!! i usuain bolt da fk into the bush
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  22.  Mar 27
    mi bredda lick e same bloodclaat spot and kenisha bawl out agn.. agn.. d light turn on but this time granny no call no name
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  23.  Mar 27
    so agn my ears glued to d fucking backdoor a dead..
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  24.  Mar 27
    mi hear d granny say "kenisha!!!! u alright* she say yes grandma.. dem time deh mi outta door... hood stiff and blue balls a kick een..
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  25.  Mar 27
    so all of a sudden d place get quiet
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  26.  Mar 27
    so mi c d light pon 1 side a d house turn *bumboclaat nowwww*
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  27.  Mar 27
    Anywaaaaays idk da fk happened but me bredda touch a spot and she bawl out.. Me still a wait pon my turn :|
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  28.  Mar 27
    One piece a moaning kenisha deh pon n a she tell me say har bbc granny n bredda a sleep
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  29.  Mar 27
    So d boss in deh a do him ting n my ears glue pon d bbc back door a wait pon my time..
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  30.  Mar 27
    Dem time deh me vexxxx caz a me shudda go first caz me cum well fast..
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  31.  Mar 27
    So me a go inna d house behind me bredda and d pussy lock d door pon me and come a d window say him soon call me in
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  32.  Mar 27
    So we say aah.. Dem time deh me hood well stiff and blue balls a set een
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  33.  Mar 27
    So she come out inna short shorts n merino.. And say we nuffi mek no noise caz har granny n bredda a sleep..
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  34.  Mar 27
    Kenisha had the backroom enuh n r own backdoor.. So we a knock and nah hear nutn.. Swear a gyow she gyow we.. But she answered
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  35.  Mar 27
    So we reach kenisha back fence *wire fence* go cross d wire, and knock pon her window
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  36.  Mar 27
    Go home go bade n ting now.. Well bumboclaat sweet up n ready fi step pon kenisha endz.
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  37.  Mar 27
    So it start get dark n d man and kenisha still a talk.. Long story short she tell him fi come link r inna d lata.
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  38.  Mar 27
    So me see say d dawg a mek progress .. Bay bbc smile deh pon kenisha wid har 1 rotn front teeth.. But me bredda fk anything.
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  39.  Mar 27
    So a chick did a watch d ballgame name Kenisha 'bitch dem' .. So me bredda go ova n sart lyrics r n shit.. She was new in d scheme.
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  40.  Mar 27
    Soooo.. Yeah.. We deh ball field one evening zeen? Juss done play ball n tink n sitn.
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  41.  Mar 27
    yup.. me free
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  42.  Mar 27
    Go home go bade n ting now.. Well bumboclaat sweet up n ready fi step pon kenisha endz
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  43.  Mar 27
    So d boss beg me follow him and con me bout how him a go buss me.. Keep in mind I was a virgin.. So me glad yuh fuck
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  44.  Mar 27
    So it start get dark n d man and kenisha still a talk.. Long story short she tell him fi come link r inna d lata
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  45.  Mar 27
    So me see say d dawg a mek progress .. Bay bbc smile deh pon kenisha wid har 1 rotn front teeth.. But me bredda fk anything
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  46.  Mar 27
    So a chick did a watch d ballgame name Kenisha 'bitch dem' .. So me bredda go ova n sart lyrics r n shit.. She was new in d scheme
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  47.  Mar 27
    Soooo.. Yeah.. We deh ball field one evening zeen? Juss done play ball n tink n sitn
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  48.  Mar 27
    Can I tell my story now? The one abt how my big bro spent d night in a chicken coop?
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